From the time they can talk to the time they move out, the most frequent words a child utters must be "I want". Are your kids already starting to nag you for the new Halloween costume they want?
Of course they are. They're marking off the number of days until the big night. Naturally, they can't be seen dead in last year's costume so out comes the wallet and here you go again!
Little devils. You'd probably give your right arm for them to grow up quickly and begin to earn their own money. Now there are laws around child labor but perhaps they could do a little more around the house to help you out and, in the process, they'd learn the value of a good day's work.
Perhaps you could suggest they undertake a few little jobs at home to pay for their new Halloween costume. Not a chance? Well, if they won't go willingly you'll be happy to know that labor laws aren't applicable to Zombies - so treat them all to a new kids Zombie Halloween costume and they'll be marching out the door, eager to get to work.
It seems that pizza outlets and the postal system are hiring new workers so one of the new Halloween work costumes might get them on their way to paid employment. Work can be boring but if he's delivering in the Mail Zombie Boy Costume or in the Zombie Pizza Boy Costume, at least he'll have a job to keep him occupied.
If you feel like you're flogging a dead horse when it comes to getting your Zombie to do anything, then the Lite-Up Corpse Child Costume will be perfectly fitting. It'll certainly draw the attention of potential employers.
But perhaps he's foreman material and likes to issue orders instead of take them. If so, the Big Bruiser Zombie Punk Child Costume will give him the "street cred" he needs to make sure his instructions are carried out without dissent.
Got an intellectual on your hands? The child who sits around thinking about humanity all day can be just as painful as the one whose thumbs are glued to a game. Why not let him out to spread his bleeding heart ideals and share his brilliance around in the Light and Sound Beating Heart Skull Zombie Costume.
Not everyone is born to work - some are born to be celebrities. If your child has musical ambitions but a voice from the depths of hell he'll probably make a great zombie rocker! The Rockabilly Rebel or Metal Mayhem Child Costume could be ideal - it's Halloween, so Beethoven might be turning in his grave anyway.
In times of financial crisis getting a job can be hard enough when you're alive. But Halloween is the night of the living dead and there are plenty of Zombie worker costumes available - so there's just no excuse for unemployment this Halloween.
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