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Nicolas Cage has become a brand name…and not the brand name he’d want. He makes movies so bad lately it’s hard to remember he also makes good, or at least okay movies with just as consistent a frequency (I count three genuinely good films since 2000). The question we tend to ask ourselves when faced with the unmistakably bad Nic Cage films (and it’s usually quite obvious which ones are going to be bad) is what kind of bad movie is he going to make – a fun bad movie, the kind you want to watch with a big group of friends while laughing, or a truly bad movie, the kind you’d rather not watch at all. Season of the Witch lies somewhere between the two, but is a definitive failure for Cage who is never the best thing about the middling feature. In fact, I’d argue the film is better every time he’s off screen. The lesser-known British cast classes up the joint a bit, and Ron Perlman continues his reign as the best reason to watch a bad movie, but Cage is a black hole of sleepy deliveries. It’s amusingly simple to tell which projects Cage cares about by his performances. His Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans and Kick-Ass performances might have been skewed and strange (I happened to like both), but at least they constituted effort. Assuming I’m correct in these assumptions, Cage cared exactly zero rat’s asses about Season of the Witch.
I wasn’t expecting much from the plot given the trailers, and I wasn’t disappointed. I am surprised to learn that for some reason Bragi F. Schut’s spotty script was a hot property when it was written a decade ago, and since there aren’t any other names credited as working on rewrites I have to assume the studio interest came out of a desperate need for a nap. The basic idea is kind of neat – mixing elements of the historical Crusades and Knights Templar with supernatural and realistic horrors – but the execution is vapid at best. The characters are shallow (Perlman and Cage are supposed to share some kind of back story bromance, but there’s nothing to beyond their word to indicate they met each other before the first frame of the film), and driven mostly by solitary traits. There’s nothing beyond what each actor brings to the performance to make us love or hate these people. Schut makes a play for a bit of a twist at the end, which is kind of admirable, but there are so many bizarre holes in his plotting, and vital questions left unanswered, that much of the ‘evil plan’, as it were, doesn’t make sense.

Season of the Witch seems to have been made for a large grouping of niche fandoms, and in the end will likely end up pleasing no one. Hard horror fans won’t like it because it pulls its punches, and wallows in sentiment. Historical epic fans won’t like it because it makes about as much historical sense as one of the Stephen Sommers Mummy Movies (you’re likely to find more facts in Amando de Ossorio’s Blind Dead films, which feature blind, blood drinking zombies), and the battles hold about as much weight as an amateur rugby match. This is a slow, droning, lifeless plod between unspectacular set-pieces – like the time the witch gets loose and they unspectacularly recover her, or the time the party unspectacularly cross a rickety bridge, or the time they briefly fight wolves and lose unspectacularly. It all culminates in an unspectacular monster showdown. The brief behind the scenes material on this disc actually keys us in to why the film is so fractured and incomplete. The dopey first act Crusades battles, and the digital effects-infused climax were both added after principle production wrapped, and are the weakest, most narratively detached and cheap looking scenes in the film. The battles were shot almost entirely on a green screen back-lot, and look entirely bargain basement – and not in a stylistically sound way like 300 . There’s something handsome about the scenes actually directed by Dominic Sena (a once promising director that never went anywhere), at least in terms of empty visual calories, but handsome looks aren’t nearly enough to maintain a dull, predictable story.



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Review by Gabriel Powers
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